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Bow to thy master, Lord God Tristania Satanica!




*bows* We pledge our allegience to [Asator Stormbringer].
And to the dominian, for which he stands,
one undead army, under Tristania Satanica,
totaly disposable,
with blessings for his favorites,
and coffee for all.
Amen



Praise Tris from whom all blessings flow!
Praise him all creatures here below!
Praise him above ye heavenly hosts!
Praise Tristania....(still working on it... >>)



His Mighty Lord's Titles

Almighty Lord god Tristiana Satanica God of hangman God of tic tac to God of coffee





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He is everywhere...
and he's a recruiter + big brother! in I Believe In Elftown





[VERY IMPORTANT!
SEND ME YOUR COMMANMENTS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED!
SEND COMMANDMENTS TO towards-the-end@hotmail.com.. or just to ][Asator Stormbringer]
Tristania's Followers

1)[Rook.]
Lady Alexis Taylor Childs, righthand of Tristania Satanica, Member of the First Order of Demons, Also Known As: "Alexia Diabolica, Queen of The Damned"

2)[Sir Riddle]
Sir Adriaan Smilda, Lefthand of Tristania Satanica, member of the First Order of Demons, Also Known As: "Ayreon Enigma, Warlord of Demons and underruler of Chaos and Death"

3)[Frost-:-Wing]
Sir Peter Von castenhov, King of the Damned. Member of the Second Order of Demons, leader of the Lords.

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13 Commandments

First Commandment: Thou shatl have no other gods before me.

Second commandment: Thou shalt make golden idols of me.

Thirth commandment: Thou shalt listen to Chuck.

Fourth commandment: the voice in your head and your master is allknowing.

Fifth commandment: Thou shalt make thy master coffee.

Sixth commandment: Thou shalt recruit followers for thy master.

Seventh commandmend: Thou shalt spell properly being dislexic is the Master's job ALONE!

Eight commandment: Thou shalt never tamper with thy masters coffee (at risk of thy hands being removed)

Nineth commandment: thou shalt sacrifice little gnomes to thy master.

Tenth commandment: Thou shalt be friendly to thy fellow blessed ones.

Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy master’s property.

Twelfth commandment: Thou shalt know, Raymond E. Feist is the greatest of writers.

Thirtheenth commandment: Thou shalt know that commandments are rather worthless unless thy master says otherwise.





Over To thy Master: [Asator Stormbringer]



Announcements of thy Lord


right folks.., since I am your god you must obey me.., no no nothing filthy >.> trust me, cuz you must! for I am your god!
anyway.., I will give you people some titles.., yes yes..,good ones ^_^
just remember.., I'll be watching you because!.. I am everywhere..,well maybe not everywhere *thinks and gets weird thoughts* oke than.., almost everywhere.

[VERY IMPORTANT!
SEND ME YOUR COMMANMENTS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED!
SEND COMMANDMENTS TO towards-the-end@hotmail.com.. or just to ][Asator Stormbringer]



My Dear followers, hereby I declare the boredness GONE.., yes yes, if you happend to find yourself in an utterly bored mood, take a look at everything here!
I hereby share my own sollution to the daily boreness!
made possible by: years of boredness!

01.) http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/World6.shtml
02.) http://www.recyclart.org/
03.) http://www.blinkx.com/ [MOVIES FOR THE MASSES! ^_^]
04.) http://www.unnecessaryknowledge.com/
05.) http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/
06.) http://www.venganza.org/
07.) http://www.thesheepmarket.com/
08.) http://www.sixwordstories.net/
09.) http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/archive.html [hail to pessimism!!]
10.) http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2559551/amazing_stuntman/
11.) http://www.petercallesen.com/
12.) http://notevendoommusic.com/ [get copletely MENTAL! XD]
13.) http://www.cerebrusconstipatus.com/Bizarre/Vending-Machines-If-it-s-out-there-it-s-in-here.html
14.) http://www.moolf.com/interesting/the-red-bull-art-of-can.html
15.) http://members.cox.net/crandall11/money/ [for those with to much time, to much money and to much patience!]




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2009-03-26 [Rook.]: it is a man... I can tell you i made sure of it... buuuuuuuut..... I wont ^.^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: i can search for like, three more and give you a choice....?

2009-03-26 [Frost-:-Wing]: X_X

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: here is number one:
<img:http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd80/JanellaMaria/Gothic/web11.jpg>

2009-03-26 [Frost-:-Wing]: WHAT IS THAT?

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: I like it ^^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: its a possibiblity poster promoting self confidence...?

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: so Astrid.., why don't you introduce yourself.., you're the only one I don't know yet >.>..,what a shame.. >.<

2009-03-26 [Frost-:-Wing]: Hmmm GREAT ^^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: Astrid isn't on right now, but I'll introduce him....

*takes a deep breath*

Master, this is my boyfriend, Astrid,
Boyfriend, this is my master, Trisan.

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: ah.., I see.., well.., how you doin'? ^^
me and the voice in your head will think of a title ^_^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: the voices name is chuck

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: omg.. he doesn't know yet does he?.., none of you guys except for lexi knows >.<

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: I havent told them :P

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: well now I did..

2009-03-26 [Frost-:-Wing]: HAven't told them, who? WHAT?

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: nothing ^.^

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: "chuck; well.., about me.., I'm chuck and I'm in your head*

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: *smcks mine* yeah he is >>

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: ^_^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: I'm suprised he hasn't ogtten lostyet

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: I'm sorry your grace.
I had to take care of some legal matters.

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: hell be back shortly, just sick around, hes off to get caffiene . *kisses you lightly*

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: *embraces your kiss* I'm not going anywhere love.

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: look, I don't mind if you sick around, just as long as you clean up yerself

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: *rolls my eyes*

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: so, yes, Astrid, this is my best friend and Master, Tristan, and Tris, as I said before, thsi is my boyfriend Astrid...

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: hello there ^^

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: *bows politely* hello

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: how are you doing?

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: now play nicely while I go answer something.

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: yeah yeah *waves you off*

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: *smirks at the both of you bickering like siblings*

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: *smirks at you and drains teh rest of teh coffee inthe pot, then takes the machine with me.*

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: oh ehm..,astrid.., you'll be king of the damned

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: *brings the coffee machine back* I think its broken...itwont make coffee >>

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: That sounds good. It's always fun to play royalty.

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: You're a demi-god..,fix it! >.>

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: you're THE god... and its YOUR coffee machine... YOU fix it!

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: it is fixed

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: *laughs at your hysterical arguments*

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: thank you! 8goes to make moer coffee*
oh, you should have seen teh roda it took to GET me to this position... >< oyoyoy~

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: but! now you have you're own little corner in paradise.. like the rest.. oh I'll admit! it was fun to see you getting chased by zombies who won't be able to do anything cuz their hands would fall off..,and they have no teeth xD

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: >> and the fighting wether or not you can make me move or not... XD

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: oh yeah that was a fun part! you looked like an old granny ^^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: it wasn't my fault that you wouldn't get your ass out of hell to walk with me .>>

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: why would I?.., I'm god! ^^ you got the changce to see heaven the way it is, in it's purest form ^^

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: that must have been an interesting conversation lolz

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: > yeah...and by the way... you need to get your dirty clothes off the floor... >> they are invading my corner....

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: oh yes, it was... and still is, actualy

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: it so was XD

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: I didn't know gods had to clean up dirty laundry. :P

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: WEll... he does... *uses a stick to take out a crawling pair of socks* TRISTAN! TAKE CARE OF THE CLOTHES!

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: well.. as for me, nope..,as for you all.., you're demi-gods and upper demons.., you have limited powers so.., yeah some stuff needs to be done by hand

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: I'm NOT touching your dirty socks.... *bruns them with a lightning bolt* O.O WOAH!!!!! COOOL!!!!

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: Now he has no socks. *laughs*

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: well that sucks

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: summons some new ones

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: oh no, that means I'm sockless *runs around barefoot*

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: never mind, they where mine >.>

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: *doesn't know whether to be happy that he has socks, or sad that you don't* :(

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: be happy.., I'm a god.., I summon socks as a hobbie!

2009-03-26 [Astrid.]: Ah I see.
You should summon some pizza, I'm quite hungry. lolz

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: oh.., ehm.., i thimnk I didn't explain yet..,everyone gets his or her own little place in paradise..,which makes it their paradise..,whatever you think should be there.., is there ^_^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: god....you boys.... what am I EVER going to do with you??

2009-03-26 [Asator Stormbringer]: dunno..,but I'm hungry to..,and sleepy..,so this god is going to bed ^_^

2009-03-26 [Rook.]: This godess just had pizza.... and she'd better see your butt back here tomorrow, because she just had a wonderful idea and is in a hurry to go accomplish it....!!!!!

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: well, what may that be?

2009-03-27 [Rook.]: I'm not tellin you:P

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: you better tell me! @_@.. I'm god!

2009-03-27 [Rook.]: do i looklike i care?

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: yes? 0o

2009-03-27 [Rook.]: *blinks* you need your glasses check.

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: that is not fair >.>

2009-03-27 [Rook.]: life aint fair love.

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: >.< I know..,as a god, I've made it unfair.., quiet funny seeing those people crawl n' stuff ^^

2009-03-27 [Rook.]: ^^ and thank you for that.

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: no prblem ^^

2009-03-27 [Rook.]: :P

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: <img:stuff/m-jpg.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224163020.gif>

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: I was moved to number 4....that's humbling LOL

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: well.., that's because.., Arjen is a first order.. the rest is no particular order so don't feel bad about it oke? XD

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: <:( I was so hurt......lol jk

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: O: I INVENTED THAT SMILEY :] I claim copyright >:]

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: and how do I see that smiley.. what's it supposed to be? xD

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: <:( He is sad <:(

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: than isn't it easier just to do this :( ? 0o?

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: -_- >_> Non believers....

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: XD

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: You are jealous :P XD

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: tch.., why shou I, A god, be jealous? XD

2009-03-27 [Frost-:-Wing]: <img:stuff/ramen%20eating%20smiley2.png> dunno, you tell me. <img:stuff/mood33-gif.gif>

2009-03-27 [Asator Stormbringer]: >.>

2009-03-27 [Rook.]: *laughs and sits on Pete, sewing his hands toteh ground*

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: uhohes.... i don wanna look ><

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: oh wows.... they ghad WAY to much time on their hands

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: > *ish bored and doesnt feel like looking through the list* >> I think I want to take a pirate kind of picture >>

2009-03-30 [Asator Stormbringer]: lol xD that list will be extended xD

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: okay..... you really should add more chambers... >>

2009-03-30 [Frost-:-Wing]: WOW Funny stuff :D   
*hugs Rook* Had your coffee yet?
I are sick today...<img:44166_1164145101.gif><img:44166_1164145209.gif>

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: I are sick today too.... *hugs back*
I'm moving next monday.
no,I havent had coffee all bloody weekend!!! O.o

2009-03-30 [Asator Stormbringer]: *hides*

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: Don't you DARE hide!

2009-03-30 [Frost-:-Wing]: :( You know where you are moving to?

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: Yes, I do.
to the middle of a Dutch community on top of a mountain.

2009-03-30 [Frost-:-Wing]: How far away from me? =[

2009-03-30 [Asator Stormbringer]: not as far away as it is from me! :P

2009-03-30 [Frost-:-Wing]: lol

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: I'm three hours closer to Tris, adn three hjours further away from Pete.

2009-03-30 [Asator Stormbringer]: three hours CLOSER? @_@ cool!! ^^

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: yeah... but only just XD
I'm three hoursclsoer if you would walk...or swim... as teh case may be...

2009-03-30 [Asator Stormbringer]: I don't get that but oh well xD

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: its just three hours more your way....

what would you have said if my father found a church over in Austria? (they were very interested... but not sure if we could make the flight...)

2009-03-30 [Asator Stormbringer]: austria?.., austenreich.., oostenrijk..,right?..,well..,I can get on a train and go all the way up to austria if I wanted to :P would be like..., a 2 day ride though

2009-03-30 [Rook.]: uhm, no.... its bordering italy ><

2009-03-30 [Asator Stormbringer]: I know

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: no, i mean almost on the border if.... *sighs* nevermind...
*hides in a deep, dark crevice* my head is splitting,adn the fact that I'm at the YMCA SUPPOSEDLy working out isn't helping... the light... the noise.... its... its... its killing me ><

2009-03-31 [Asator Stormbringer]: I can understand tht >.<

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: I was in the middle of a migraine, which, still rests inmy head today.

2009-03-31 [Asator Stormbringer]: ah >.<

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: mhmmm.
so, you in school or out of it?

2009-03-31 [Asator Stormbringer]: out :P

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: I just foudn that out.....
MSN/IM makes conversation attmepts in two places...well... difficult.

2009-03-31 [Asator Stormbringer]: oke :P

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: :P

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: :P

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: is you coppying ME?!?

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: is you coppying ME?!?

:P Noooo

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: THATS IT!!!! IM HACKING YOUA GAIN!!!!

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: I have a dentist appointment, see you all later! Oh, and as long as you don't make any major changes be my guest XD

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: >> dork.

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: O:

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: its not fun hacking if you give permission to a person >>

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: Fine then, I relinquish your permission

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: you WANT me to hack you, don't you?

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: WANT YOU TO? For what??

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: I'm lost... oh wait, no im not... you WANT me to HAck you?

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: *starts over* WANT YOU TO? For what??

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: *gets confused* but...you... i... huh?

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: x_x

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: >< *dies*

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: <img:44166_1164903273.gif> *blink*

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: *is now a ghostly person* oh, pete, by the way... what DID you end up doing to my picture before Ileft for Florida?

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: What did I do to your picture?????????? O.o

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: OHHHH, in the elluminate? I was a little confused XD

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: yes... right befor eI left for Flirod... liket e Pirate Hobbit >>?

2009-03-31 [Frost-:-Wing]: Nooo, we didn't do anything XD we just left after you did HAHA

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: oh >> well... *shrugs* saves my face ^^

2009-03-31 [Asator Stormbringer]: do I want to get involved in this? 0o

2009-03-31 [Rook.]: Its your choice *floats around the room, then floats througha wall* ooooh... this is so cool!

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: WHEN ARE YOU GETTING THOSE BLASTED CHAMBERS UP?!?!?!

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: once I get em up.., you're a bloody god yourself! you can do it as well if you're really that impatient :P

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: I dont know what youhad in mind! Ican't read yours.... so just tell me what you want, or else I'll manip a picture of you sitting next to Barbie!

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: *laughsnort*

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: *shifty eyes at pete*

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: *covers mouth after snort* You...didnt hear a thing.... *mysteriously slinks back into shadows*

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: goood....I was TRYING ot make this a serious matter.

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: *tosses a shadow ball at you*

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: *tail twitches and punces onit*

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: so do I..., and guess what, I don't know either xD

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: *growls at you and smacks teh ball at your head*

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: *ball hits forehead and I fall backwards ontop of tristan*

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: do you mind!? 0o

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: Atleast I fell backwards XD *jumps up*

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: *whipes off dust* good point, very good point

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: Anyway, sorry m'Lord...

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: I certainly font... Carry on ^^

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: no offence taken ^^

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: > geesh. if he fell on me, I would have eaten him.

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: D8

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: yes but I'm not really into human meat >.>

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: THANKYOU TRISTAN

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: *shrugs* I've eaten him before *tail twitches* Ima pounce on you Pete.

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: That sounds wrong...make sure those words in that sequence

NEVER

come out of your mouth again plz.

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: 0o

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: I dont see how it sounds wrong... I can rearrange them to sound wrong... :P

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: NO thanks

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: good boy


so, I'm off v.v I'll be back later though...

2009-04-01 [Frost-:-Wing]: kay see ya later!

2009-04-01 [Asator Stormbringer]: toodles ^_^

2009-04-01 [Rook.]: I'm abck :P

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: wow... it's like... empty in here...

2009-04-15 [Astrid.]: Yes...it is very sad. *puts head down*

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: *sits next to you* well, let's think of something to do. Uhmm... hmm.... I wonder how well tic tac to will work on a wiki setting...?

2009-04-15 [Asator Stormbringer]: tic tac? 0o

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: *dies* you dont know how to play tic Tac To?

2009-04-15 [Astrid.]: I love that game.

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: me too! why dont you join us?

2009-04-15 [Asator Stormbringer]: cuz we're playing hangman! :P

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: v.v and I've already died.... and am going to die again... :P

2009-04-15 [Asator Stormbringer]: I'm too good for that game ^^ admit it XD

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: I admit it, you're a god at hangman.... *gets an idea*

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: wait, Astrid, where did you go...? v.v *sighs* you got kicked out again v.v

2009-04-15 [Asator Stormbringer]: ^^

2009-04-15 [Rook.]: >.>

2009-04-24 [Asator Stormbringer]: what has changed!?!? @_@

2009-04-24 [Rook.]: ^.^ you'll see once I finish it.

2009-04-24 [Asator Stormbringer]: hrrg >.>

2009-04-24 [Rook.]: 6>6

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